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Fitzjohnfan
post Jan 31 2012, 06:51 PM
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I hope this is acceptable, but I came across a review that made my wife and I both laugh quite a bit. If you find any other reviews you find are extra entertaining, post them here (please be kind to the park and remove any references to the park itself)

It is a very strange place and we won't go back. It is very, very dusty because of the farmer's field next to the park and the constant cultivation. Two of our cats vanished and when I found the body of a neighbor's cat I realized that the coyotes were getting the pets in the park. The Border Patrol makes almost a daily visit. We had illegals knock on our door one night asking for food and water. The next door neighbor went out for a walk and encountered a dozen illegals and their smuggler. Border Patrol helicopter woke us up several times hovering over the park. But the worse thing is that the park owner's son is basically a pest and the local village idiot and was awfully annoying; many of our neighbors went out of their way to avoid him when he would come around. We camped here in a Motorhome


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post Feb 13 2012, 08:48 PM
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My reviews would probably make...."most boring" cool.gif

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post Feb 13 2012, 09:08 PM
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I saw this in one today:

"People looked unhappy and mad. Kids were crying and people were loud."
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post Feb 17 2012, 11:04 PM
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I saw this in one today:

" just read one that started out "Very friendly campground. Mostly people live here."


That was great!! made me laugh a bunch!

Here's another one, pretty long, but has some good comments:

We chose this park because previous reviews below said it was good, and because all the other parks in the XXXX area were terrifying. However, that was a mistake. Positives: a nice girl in the office, who seemed to welcome us despite the fact that she had only a couple of spots available, and the cable signal with hookup was strong with nice reception; there is also a nice pond behind the office. Negatives: we were sent to a site with only half the length needed for our rig, forcing us to either block traffic on the road, or unhitch our truck, even though we planned to only stay the night, plus the grassy bit on one side was littered with dog poop and I had to find wood and pieces of concrete to cover up the mess so we wouldn't step in it in the dark;; the restrooms and showers were HIDEOUS and the worst I have ever seen. They were filthy, with used toilet paper on the floors, filthy and falling apart, with full garbage cans, odd wires strung across the walls to supply power to a heater and a light over the sink, but no light switch on the wall and no way to turn it on; showers and tubs stained with gigantic yellow patches that looks like human waste; knobs to turn on the shower were, unbelievably, missing (so I assume you were supposed to bring your own wrench to the shower to turn on the water). The walls of the door frame to the bathrooms were so bowed and warped, that they let in light between the door and the frame - that was all the light you could get. The laundry area had a strong smell of gas, indicating a gas leak, making me think an explosion would be imminent should someone light up outside the laundry. The whole place just smells of raw sewage. I have no idea if the bathrooms are serviced more than once a month, or if anyone maintains this property, but the reviews that follow are totally inaccurate today.


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Fitzjohnfan   Best Of Rv Park Reviews   Jan 31 2012, 06:51 PM
RLM   That is quite funny, but one wonders why the revie...   Jan 31 2012, 07:39 PM
jamarynn1   I'd never find it again, but one review for a ...   Feb 1 2012, 04:28 PM
kcmoedoe   We did not feel comfortable allowing the kids (15 ...   Feb 1 2012, 09:14 PM
dalsgal   I just read one that said the park is closed or th...   Feb 13 2012, 09:33 AM
Texasrvers   Many times members have sent in a "review...   Feb 13 2012, 11:21 AM
dalsgal   I understand that but I still think it is funny.   Feb 13 2012, 11:51 AM
mdcamping   My reviews would probably make...."most borin...   Feb 13 2012, 08:48 PM
HappiestCamper   I saw this in one today: "People looked unha...   Feb 13 2012, 09:08 PM
Fitzjohnfan   That was great!! made me laugh a bunch...   Feb 17 2012, 11:04 PM
Denali   I just read one that started out "Very friend...   Feb 16 2012, 12:03 PM
FosterImposters   I just read one that started out "Very frien...   Feb 16 2012, 02:01 PM
2beagles   "We knew there were rules going in, but this ...   Mar 21 2012, 09:28 AM
Nolan   How about this one? Same person two different camp...   Apr 9 2012, 04:19 PM
dalsgal   Just spotted this one tonight: "The bathro...   Apr 14 2012, 07:25 PM
jfml44@yahoo.com   Just spotted this one tonight: "The bathr...   Jun 12 2013, 11:15 PM
jamarynn1   Stay at Sleepy Hollow Campground in Wall, SD you ...   Jun 13 2013, 09:18 PM
MontanaGypsySoul   Just wondering how friendly they were hoping that ...   Aug 4 2013, 02:38 AM
RanMan   "Was quiet except for the trains that ran off...   Oct 12 2012, 12:06 PM
John Blue   Train whistles were last use back in 1950. Diesel...   Oct 13 2012, 09:23 AM
mdcamping   Train whistles were last use back in 1950. Diese...   Oct 13 2012, 12:30 PM
Fitzjohnfan   "If you have a travel trailer or smaller 5th,...   Nov 30 2012, 01:29 AM
Sterner   "If you have a travel trailer or smaller 5th...   Jan 30 2013, 10:42 PM
rkw99   OK, I just had to check out their other reviews. ...   Feb 1 2013, 12:11 PM
Fitzjohnfan   I would most enjoy parking next to them in my sli...   Feb 1 2013, 04:38 PM
WrongWayRandall   I just ran across this review (funny part clipped ...   Jun 6 2013, 07:26 PM
RanMan   This is the story of the shrinking RV Park. Maybe ...   Nov 30 2012, 10:33 AM
Jerry S.   I, too, saw the recent review noted by the previou...   Nov 30 2012, 10:21 PM
Jerry S.   I saw this comment in a recent (May 2013) review o...   Jun 13 2013, 09:53 PM
rbrumfield   I saw this comment in a recent (May 2013) review ...   Jun 14 2013, 06:05 PM
jamarynn1   I just came across one from a couple of years ago ...   Jun 23 2013, 11:10 PM
Fitzjohnfan   This is a paraphrase, since I can't find the o...   Aug 4 2013, 05:10 PM
fastalker64   "Without a doubt the worst campground we...   Mar 15 2014, 10:09 PM
Fitzjohnfan   Another one that shows it takes all kinds of peopl...   Aug 12 2014, 10:14 PM
dalsgal   Another one that shows it takes all kinds of peop...   Aug 13 2014, 08:09 AM
BankShot   I realize this is not spot on this subject but tho...   Aug 13 2014, 08:21 AM


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