Since I’ve been on the road traveling a lot lately, I’ve been using review sites more often. Some review comments are good then there are the others (shown in quotes with my take on them after):
1- "There was nothing for the kids to do." -- It’s not an amusement park. It’s
outdoor camping. There's more to it than gameboys.
2- “Lotsa shade trees but they were too close to put my awning out or get
satellite signals.” -- So you want to have your cake and eat it too?
3- “It was hard to get the RV into the site.” -- You’re one of those who couldn’t
park a Volkswagen in a football field, aren’t you?
4- “The Wi-Fi signals didn’t reach my campsite.” -- It’s free so try moving
your rear end closer.
5- “People were making too much noise.” --You’re in an RV subdivision on the
weekend. What did you expect?
6- “There weren’t any hook ups and the sites weren’t big, but we loved this
place and rate it highly.” --You camped in a tent, didn’t you?
7- “Tree branches and acorns fell on the roof.” -- Trees are dumb. That’s what they are
supposed to do.
8- "There were lots of insects.” -- They were camping outdoors long before you
were, you know.
9- "The street lights were too bright.” --You too were in RV subdivision, yes?
10- “The sites were too close together and the sites needed attention, but the pool
was nice.” -- I love your campground standards.
11- “I arrived early but the campground was full.” -- Really? Check in
wasn’t for another 3 hours, but you expected me to leave early? I bet you left the
previous campground at 5 am in the morning and woke everyone else up doing so.
12- “There were lots of things to do.” --Like what? I’m not a mind reader.
13- “The Park Ranger was not nice.” --Maybe it’s because your campfire started
a forest fire during a burn ban.
14- “Check in was slow.” --You're a weekender who got there on a Friday
afternoon right before a major holiday, aren’t you?
15- “The kids enjoyed the hay ride in a wagon.” --Was that the one that went by
my site at 7 am with a bunch screaming and hollering kids?
16- “We didn’t like the gravel roads and grass sites.” --You need to make
friends with the subdivision campers.
18- “The Campground Hosts weren’t very nice.” --That’s probably because they
had just finished cleaning a bathhouse trashed out by a bunch of campers
who also don’t know how to use a flush toilet.
19- "The campground didn't furnish trash bags." -- Never been to Wal-Mart, have you?
20- "The bath house wasn't clean." -- I bet you only used it once and that was right after 20
other campers did.
21- "The owners were nice." -- I'm delighted for you, but how was the campground?
22- "We'll never go back to that place." -- The insects are going to be very lonely.
It’s humor folks, so please don’t send me any nasty grams if you can't laugh at it.